I was born in a log cabin on a dark and stormy night on Krypton and my parents were killed as we were leaving the Opera by my evil stepmother who locked me in a dungeon, and all I had was an Internet connection and my tablet.
Everyone and their great uncle has a birthday this month. Another birthday every other day man.
Happy birthday to all of them and the ones coming up regardless and for whatever it's worth.
As you've probably guessed.
I'm not gonna promise I'm gonna be on more.
Because I probably won't be.
But I've recently looked back over the notes and realized "God I was supposed to respond to that a month ago..."
So if you have ever noted me and not gotten an answer, then you have my personal apologies. I feel like a total sack of shit I do.
I'm gonna flip through tomorrow and get some old shit done, but if you ever think "Goddamn Tess it's been a month and a half since I sent that, where were you?" just know that I didn't answer not because of any personal "I meant to do that" it's just that I am that much of a shitty person that I can
Howdy there, friend! We're here today to wish you a happy birthday! I'm so excited to do this! Rarity told me how fun it can be! Dash said how important it is for us to greet our friends in the other world! It's an honour! Focus, girls, remember how we practiced it... inhale We wish you all the best on this occasion! May you have lots of happy times and good things come your way! And we wish you'll be able to do your best for yourself too! And, and... And stay in good health and high spirits all the time! And believe in yourself and who you are! An' also we wish you great friendship and to have your nearest an' dearest with you to share in the good and deal with anything bad together! So on behalf of all Equestria we wish you... Happy Birthday! We did it, girls. Now let's all celebrate! Cue the music, Scoots!